Brain Rot T-shirt

Name: Brain Rot T-shirt
Rating: 5.00 (1 reviews)

Brain Rot T-shirt

£25.00 GBP

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Your brain's fried. Your feed's a mess. And honestly? You've never looked better. The Brain Rot T-shirt is a love letter to the chronically online — bold, unapologetic, and built for those who live life one scroll at a time. Wear it to the pit. Wear it to the sofa. Wear it everywhere in between.

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

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Size Guide

TEES

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Length
S	45.72 cm (18.00")	71.12 cm (28.00")	38.35 cm (15.10")
M	50.80 cm (20.00")	73.66 cm (29.00")	41.91 cm (16.50")
L	55.88 cm (22.00")	76.20 cm (30.00")	45.72 cm (18.00")
XL	60.96 cm (24.00")	78.74 cm (31.00")	49.53 cm (19.50")
2XL	66.04 cm (26.00")	81.28 cm (32.00")	53.34 cm (21.00")
3XL	71.12 cm (28.00")	83.82 cm (33.00")	56.90 cm (22.40")
4XL	76.20 cm (30.00")	86.36 cm (34.00")	60.20 cm (23.70")
5XL	81.28 cm (32.00")	88.90 cm (35.00")	63.50 cm (25.00")

Size tolerance: ±3.81 cm (±1.50")

HOODIES

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Length
S	51.00 cm (20.08")	69.00 cm (27.17")	85.09 cm (33.50")
M	56.00 cm (22.05")	71.00 cm (27.95")	87.63 cm (34.50")
L	61.00 cm (24.02")	74.00 cm (29.13")	90.17 cm (35.50")
XL	66.00 cm (25.98")	76.00 cm (29.92")	92.71 cm (36.50")
2XL	71.10 cm (27.99")	79.00 cm (31.10")	95.25 cm (37.50")
3XL	76.00 cm (29.92")	81.00 cm (31.89")	97.79 cm (38.50")
4XL	81.00 cm (31.89")	84.00 cm (33.07")	100.33 cm (39.50")
5XL	86.00 cm (33.86")	86.00 cm (33.86")	102.87 cm (40.50")

Size tolerance: ±3.81 cm (±1.50")

VARSITY JACKET

Size	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Waist (in)	Waist (cm)	Hip (in)	Hip (cm)
S	20.08"	51 cm	15.75"	40 cm	20.87"	53 cm
M	20.67"	52.5 cm	16.34"	41.5 cm	21.65"	55 cm
L	21.26"	54 cm	16.93"	43 cm	22.44"	57 cm
XL	21.85"	55.5 cm	17.52"	44.5 cm	23.23"	59 cm
2XL	22.44"	57 cm	18.11"	46 cm	24.02"	61 cm
3XL	23.03"	58.5 cm	18.70"	47.5 cm	24.80"	63 cm

KIDS TEES

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Length
XS	35.56 cm (14.00")	45.72 cm (18.00")	29.21 cm (11.50")
S	40.64 cm (16.00")	52.07 cm (20.50")	34.29 cm (13.50")
M	43.18 cm (17.00")	55.88 cm (22.00")	36.83 cm (14.50")
L	45.72 cm (18.00")	59.69 cm (23.50")	39.37 cm (15.50")
XL	48.26 cm (19.00")	63.50 cm (25.00")	41.91 cm (16.50")

KIDS HOODIES

Size	Recommended Age	Width	Length	Sleeve Length
2XS	1–2 Years	37.00 cm (14.57")	42.00 cm (16.54")	35.00 cm (13.78")
XS	3–4 Years	39.00 cm (15.35")	44.00 cm (17.32")	37.00 cm (14.57")
S	5–6 Years	41.00 cm (16.14")	48.00 cm (18.90")	40.00 cm (15.75")
M	7–8 Years	43.00 cm (16.93")	52.00 cm (20.47")	43.00 cm (16.93")
L	9–11 Years	46.00 cm (18.11")	57.00 cm (22.44")	47.00 cm (18.50")
XL	12–13 Years	49.00 cm (19.29")	62.00 cm (24.41")	51.00 cm (20.08")

ALL HATS ARE ONE SIZE ONLY AND WILL FIT MOST

WOMENS GYM SPORTS BRA/TOP

Label	Approx. UK Size	Bust Width	Bust Circumference*	Waist Width	Waist Circumference*
S	UK 6–8	14.57" / 37.0 cm	29.14" / 74.0 cm	12.20" / 31.0 cm	24.40" / 62.0 cm
M	UK 8–10	15.35" / 39.0 cm	30.70" / 78.0 cm	12.99" / 33.0 cm	25.98" / 66.0 cm
L	UK 10–12	16.14" / 41.0 cm	32.28" / 82.0 cm	13.78" / 35.0 cm	27.56" / 70.0 cm
XL	UK 12–14	16.93" / 43.0 cm	33.86" / 86.0 cm	14.57" / 37.0 cm	29.14" / 74.0 cm
2XL	UK 14–16	17.72" / 45.0 cm	35.44" / 90.0 cm	15.35" / 39.0 cm	30.70" / 78.0 cm

GYM BOTTOMS

Product Size	Approx. UK Size	Waist	Hips	Length
XS	UK 6	25" / 63.5 cm	33" / 83.8 cm	36.7" / 93.2 cm
S	UK 8	27" / 68.5 cm	35" / 88.9 cm	37.2" / 94.5 cm
M	UK 10	28.5" / 72.5 cm	37" / 94 cm	37.7" / 95.7 cm
L	UK 12	30.9" / 78.5 cm	39" / 99 cm	38.2" / 97 cm
XL	UK 14	32.9" / 83.5 cm	40" / 101.6 cm	38.8" / 98.5 cm
2XL	UK 16	34.8" / 88.5 cm	42" / 106.6 cm	39.2" / 99.5 cm
3XL	UK 18	36.8" / 93.5 cm	45" / 114.3 cm	39.8" / 101 cm
4XL	UK 20	38.8" / 98.5 cm	47" / 119.3 cm	40.2" / 102 cm

GYM YOGA SHORTS

Size	Approx. UK Women's Size	Waist	Hips	Length
XS	UK 6	12.01" / 30.5 cm	14.96" / 38 cm	10.24" / 26 cm
S	UK 8	12.99" / 33 cm	15.94" / 40.5 cm	10.63" / 27 cm
M	UK 10	13.98" / 35.5 cm	16.93" / 43 cm	11.02" / 28 cm
L	UK 12	14.96" / 38 cm	17.91" / 45.5 cm	11.42" / 29 cm
XL	UK 14	15.94" / 40.5 cm	18.90" / 48 cm	11.81" / 30 cm
2XL	UK 16	16.93" / 43 cm	19.88" / 50.5 cm	12.20" / 31 cm

GYM SHORTS

Size	Approx. UK Women's Size	Waist Width	Hips Width	Outseam Length
S	UK 8–10	13.98" / 35.5 cm	18.50" / 47.0 cm	10.00" / 25.4 cm
M	UK 10–12	15.00" / 38.1 cm	19.49" / 49.5 cm	10.98" / 27.9 cm
L	UK 12–14	16.50" / 41.9 cm	20.91" / 53.1 cm	12.01" / 30.5 cm
XL	UK 14–16	17.48" / 44.4 cm	22.40" / 56.9 cm	12.99" / 33.0 cm
2XL	UK 16–18	18.23" / 46.3 cm	23.39" / 59.4 cm	14.02" / 35.6 cm

HI TOPS

US	UK	EU
5	4	37
6	5	38
7	6	39
7.5	6.5	40
8.5	7.5	41
9.5	8.5	42
10	9	43
11	10	44
12	11	45
13	12	46
14	13	47

JOGGING SHORTS

Size	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Waist (in)	Waist (cm)	Hip (in)	Hip (cm)
S	20.08"	51 cm	15.75"	40 cm	20.87"	53 cm
M	20.67"	52.5 cm	16.34"	41.5 cm	21.65"	55 cm
L	21.26"	54 cm	16.93"	43 cm	22.44"	57 cm
XL	21.85"	55.5 cm	17.52"	44.5 cm	23.23"	59 cm
2XL	22.44"	57 cm	18.11"	46 cm	24.02"	61 cm
3XL	23.03"	58.5 cm	18.70"	47.5 cm	24.80"	63 cm

GYM VESTS

Size	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)
S	24.41"	62 cm	16.54"	42 cm
M	25.20"	64 cm	17.32"	44 cm
L	25.98"	66 cm	18.11"	46 cm
XL	26.77"	68 cm	18.90"	48 cm
2XL	27.56"	70 cm	19.69"	50 cm

5 stars: 1 (100%)
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2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

Saw this design on Static Hearts instagram so went to the site & bought it.
The tshirt is heavy cotton but is soft touch so is comfy to wear & its not rough at all like some heavy cotton is.
The fit it great, its true to size & the print is solid, its really good quality!
Postage was quick so another plus point there, cant fault anything at all.

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