This Ain't A Scene T-Shirt
This Ain't A Scene T-Shirt
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The Static Hearts "This Ain't A Scene" T-Shirt is for the scene kids who know the reference and the ones who just like a bold graphic on a black tee. Either way, it works.
Classic unisex fit in black, with a graphic that does the talking. Throw it on, you're done.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Size Guide
TEES
Size |
Width |
Length |
Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
S |
45.72 cm (18.00") |
71.12 cm (28.00") |
38.35 cm (15.10") |
M |
50.80 cm (20.00") |
73.66 cm (29.00") |
41.91 cm (16.50") |
L |
55.88 cm (22.00") |
76.20 cm (30.00") |
45.72 cm (18.00") |
XL |
60.96 cm (24.00") |
78.74 cm (31.00") |
49.53 cm (19.50") |
2XL |
66.04 cm (26.00") |
81.28 cm (32.00") |
53.34 cm (21.00") |
3XL |
71.12 cm (28.00") |
83.82 cm (33.00") |
56.90 cm (22.40") |
4XL |
76.20 cm (30.00") |
86.36 cm (34.00") |
60.20 cm (23.70") |
5XL |
81.28 cm (32.00") |
88.90 cm (35.00") |
63.50 cm (25.00") |
Size tolerance: ±3.81 cm (±1.50")
HOODIES
Size |
Width |
Length |
Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
S |
51.00 cm (20.08") |
69.00 cm (27.17") |
85.09 cm (33.50") |
M |
56.00 cm (22.05") |
71.00 cm (27.95") |
87.63 cm (34.50") |
L |
61.00 cm (24.02") |
74.00 cm (29.13") |
90.17 cm (35.50") |
XL |
66.00 cm (25.98") |
76.00 cm (29.92") |
92.71 cm (36.50") |
2XL |
71.10 cm (27.99") |
79.00 cm (31.10") |
95.25 cm (37.50") |
3XL |
76.00 cm (29.92") |
81.00 cm (31.89") |
97.79 cm (38.50") |
4XL |
81.00 cm (31.89") |
84.00 cm (33.07") |
100.33 cm (39.50") |
5XL |
86.00 cm (33.86") |
86.00 cm (33.86") |
102.87 cm (40.50") |
Size tolerance: ±3.81 cm (±1.50")
VESTS
Size |
Width |
Length |
|---|---|---|
S |
46.00 cm (18.11") |
71.50 cm (28.15") |
M |
51.00 cm (20.08") |
74.50 cm (29.33") |
L |
56.00 cm (22.05") |
77.00 cm (30.31") |
XL |
61.00 cm (24.02") |
79.50 cm (31.30") |
2XL |
66.00 cm (25.98") |
83.00 cm (32.68") |
KIDS TEES
Size |
Width |
Length |
Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
XS |
35.56 cm (14.00") |
45.72 cm (18.00") |
29.21 cm (11.50") |
S |
40.64 cm (16.00") |
52.07 cm (20.50") |
34.29 cm (13.50") |
M |
43.18 cm (17.00") |
55.88 cm (22.00") |
36.83 cm (14.50") |
L |
45.72 cm (18.00") |
59.69 cm (23.50") |
39.37 cm (15.50") |
XL |
48.26 cm (19.00") |
63.50 cm (25.00") |
41.91 cm (16.50") |
KIDS HOODIES
Size |
Recommended Age |
Width |
Length |
Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
2XS |
1–2 Years |
37.00 cm (14.57") |
42.00 cm (16.54") |
35.00 cm (13.78") |
XS |
3–4 Years |
39.00 cm (15.35") |
44.00 cm (17.32") |
37.00 cm (14.57") |
S |
5–6 Years |
41.00 cm (16.14") |
48.00 cm (18.90") |
40.00 cm (15.75") |
M |
7–8 Years |
43.00 cm (16.93") |
52.00 cm (20.47") |
43.00 cm (16.93") |
L |
9–11 Years |
46.00 cm (18.11") |
57.00 cm (22.44") |
47.00 cm (18.50") |
XL |
12–13 Years |
49.00 cm (19.29") |
62.00 cm (24.41") |
51.00 cm (20.08") |
ALL HATS ARE ONE SIZE ONLY AND WILL FIT MOST
WOMENS GYM SPORTS BRA/TOP
Label |
Approx. UK Size |
Bust Width |
Bust Circumference* |
Waist Width |
Waist Circumference* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
S |
UK 6–8 |
14.57" / 37.0 cm |
29.14" / 74.0 cm |
12.20" / 31.0 cm |
24.40" / 62.0 cm |
M |
UK 8–10 |
15.35" / 39.0 cm |
30.70" / 78.0 cm |
12.99" / 33.0 cm |
25.98" / 66.0 cm |
L |
UK 10–12 |
16.14" / 41.0 cm |
32.28" / 82.0 cm |
13.78" / 35.0 cm |
27.56" / 70.0 cm |
XL |
UK 12–14 |
16.93" / 43.0 cm |
33.86" / 86.0 cm |
14.57" / 37.0 cm |
29.14" / 74.0 cm |
2XL |
UK 14–16 |
17.72" / 45.0 cm |
35.44" / 90.0 cm |
15.35" / 39.0 cm |
30.70" / 78.0 cm |
GYM BOTTOMS
Product Size |
Approx. UK Size |
Waist |
Hips |
Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
XS |
UK 6 |
25" / 63.5 cm |
33" / 83.8 cm |
36.7" / 93.2 cm |
S |
UK 8 |
27" / 68.5 cm |
35" / 88.9 cm |
37.2" / 94.5 cm |
M |
UK 10 |
28.5" / 72.5 cm |
37" / 94 cm |
37.7" / 95.7 cm |
L |
UK 12 |
30.9" / 78.5 cm |
39" / 99 cm |
38.2" / 97 cm |
XL |
UK 14 |
32.9" / 83.5 cm |
40" / 101.6 cm |
38.8" / 98.5 cm |
2XL |
UK 16 |
34.8" / 88.5 cm |
42" / 106.6 cm |
39.2" / 99.5 cm |
3XL |
UK 18 |
36.8" / 93.5 cm |
45" / 114.3 cm |
39.8" / 101 cm |
4XL |
UK 20 |
38.8" / 98.5 cm |
47" / 119.3 cm |
40.2" / 102 cm |
GYM YOGA SHORTS
Size |
Approx. UK Women's Size |
Waist |
Hips |
Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
XS |
UK 6 |
12.01" / 30.5 cm |
14.96" / 38 cm |
10.24" / 26 cm |
S |
UK 8 |
12.99" / 33 cm |
15.94" / 40.5 cm |
10.63" / 27 cm |
M |
UK 10 |
13.98" / 35.5 cm |
16.93" / 43 cm |
11.02" / 28 cm |
L |
UK 12 |
14.96" / 38 cm |
17.91" / 45.5 cm |
11.42" / 29 cm |
XL |
UK 14 |
15.94" / 40.5 cm |
18.90" / 48 cm |
11.81" / 30 cm |
2XL |
UK 16 |
16.93" / 43 cm |
19.88" / 50.5 cm |
12.20" / 31 cm |
GYM SHORTS
Size |
Approx. UK Women's Size |
Waist Width |
Hips Width |
Outseam Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
S |
UK 8–10 |
13.98" / 35.5 cm |
18.50" / 47.0 cm |
10.00" / 25.4 cm |
M |
UK 10–12 |
15.00" / 38.1 cm |
19.49" / 49.5 cm |
10.98" / 27.9 cm |
L |
UK 12–14 |
16.50" / 41.9 cm |
20.91" / 53.1 cm |
12.01" / 30.5 cm |
XL |
UK 14–16 |
17.48" / 44.4 cm |
22.40" / 56.9 cm |
12.99" / 33.0 cm |
2XL |
UK 16–18 |
18.23" / 46.3 cm |
23.39" / 59.4 cm |
14.02" / 35.6 cm |
HI TOPS
US |
UK |
EU |
|---|---|---|
5 |
4 |
37 |
6 |
5 |
38 |
7 |
6 |
39 |
7.5 |
6.5 |
40 |
8.5 |
7.5 |
41 |
9.5 |
8.5 |
42 |
10 |
9 |
43 |
11 |
10 |
44 |
12 |
11 |
45 |
13 |
12 |
46 |
14 |
13 |
47 |